I felt like doing this.

ABC's About ME!

A
• Are you available?: Nope. 4 years, almost.
• What is your age?: 23
• What annoys you?: People who don't listen.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yeah, once upon a time.
• When is your birthday?: July 6th
• Who are your best friend(s)?: My girlfriend and my roommates. And my former roommate Vaughn.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Twix.
• Do you have a crush?: Well, duh.
• When was the last time you cried?: 'Bout a month ago, probably.

D
• Do you daydream?: All the time.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Red siberian huskies are pretty.
• How do you like your eggs?: Sunnyside up.

E
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Several times.
• Ever pet an elephant?: Yep.
• What color are you eyes?: Blue-gray.

F
• Do you ever use flyswatters? I have used one. It's not habitual.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Yep. With fervor.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Thank god, yes.

G
• Do you chew gum?: Not really.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Love 'em. I once fit a six-foot long gummy worm in my mouth.
• Do you like gorey movies?: Dig 'em. Especially if they're zombie movies.

H
• How are you?: Tired and achey, but happy.
• What's your height?: 5'9"
• What color is your hair?: Dirty Blonde

I
• Whats your favorite ice cream? Cherry Garcia or Chocolate Fudge Chunk. Depends on what mood I'm in.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Hah. Right. I fall down walking on dry pavement on a cloudless spring day when birds are singing and everything in the world is going right. I'm not tempting fate.
• Ever been in an igloo?: A plastic one.

K
• Who do you want to kill?: Nobody really. But I'd love to maim some people so their exteriors matched their rotten insides.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Hells yes. Then I watched my friend throw it straight into a post.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yeah, especially with their external wombs. Way to flaunt your stuff, marsupials.

L
• Are you in loooove?: Completely.
• Lions or tigers?: One predator steals food from cacklig dogs. One is so stealthily terrifying that it has encouraged people to wear masks on the back of their heads to fool it into thinking they can see it coming. Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: Blech. No.

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Ghost Busters. Hell, that's still my favorite movie.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: Nope.
• Favorite store at the mall?: Depends on what I'm shopping for. I like Express for Men's shirts. I kind of love the Discovery store.

N
• Do you have a nickname?: 2Boss.
• Whats your favorite number? Numbers and I don't get along.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Day time when it's day. Night when it's summer. No, that's not a typo.

O
• What's your one wish?: Aliens.
• Do you like the color orange?: It's my favorite color of yore.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Everything. Zombies. Mugging. Enemy ninjas. Failure.
• Piercings?: None.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Kinda wish I did.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Well, when we're being honest with ourselves, who isn't? Tibetan monks who've spent decades in solitary mountain fortresses may have trained themselves to do one finger stands and never judge someone, but something tells me that ignoring pain and avoiding first impressions is dispensing with vital survival instincts.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yup.
• Quilts?: My lady makes lovely handmade ones. I keep trying to convince her to take pictures and make a DA account.

R
• Do you think you're always right?: Usually think I am.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Top Chef rocks my face, until it falls off.
• Reason to cry?: There's a lot. Read the effing news.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun, because it's a proven fact that vitamin D is utterly necessary.
• Do you like snow?: Still has some magic for me.
• Whats your favorite season?: Spring and Fall. The extrems can go get bent.

T
• What time is it?: 11:37 pm.
• What time did you wake up?: 7:15 am.
• Any Tattoos?: None.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Umbrellas?: I'm not really the sort of guy who runs out and buys an umbrella when it's raining. I'm not really the sort of guy who runs out and buys one because it might rain. I'm more the sort of guy who gets wet when water falls from the sky.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Dunno. Lima beans, probably.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No, my upbringing was decidedly un-JudeoChristian.
• Have you ever considered being a vegatarian?: Sure. But I do like food.

W
• What's your worst habit?: Procrastinating. And also... procrastinating.
• Do u like water rides?: God, yes I love them.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No. But I've been in several lighthouses. That feels similar to me.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Too frequently.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Too frequently.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow? I like the color gold. Yellow seems to me to lack that necessary edge.
• What year were you born in?: 1984
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Not really. Some people think that I should.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Cancer
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Couple weeks ago. That place is awesome.


I tag whosoever feels like doing this.